The Dentists

Let us begin by my saying that I do not enjoy going to the dentist.
That man has problems.
Firstly, he is always smiling. Downright creepy.
Secondly, He seems a little drill-happy.

These two do not bode well for me or my teeth. Well, maybe for my teeth, but not my overall enjoyment of the day.
In fact, the second can, in short, ruin my day.
Which is why I do not like the dentist.

The third and neglected reason is that madmen in white coats do NOT appeal to me.

The fourth reason is much more complicated.
Dentists are not of this earth.
They are from the third dimension known as "Tu'uf" and thier world is dying. So they created large macines with which to travel into our world and harvest the small chips of teeth that have the chance to rebuild their dying world. Thier Empress, known as "Fe'ri" trains all the young males in the ancient art of "Den'ti'sry" and sends them to our world to actually delve into our mouths and harvest the teeth that reside therin.

How, in the good lord's name, is this possible?
How could a thoughly advanced race like ours allow evil dimension-beings into our mouths and let them steal the stuff of our chompers?


Simple.

They make up a disease, which few can aviod.
They took the name for one of thier dark gods, "Ka'viti" and created a way get all the teeth they'd need.

Occasionaly, the forementioned empress, the "Fe'ri" of "Tu'uf" would decend and steal little teeth that would fall out of children.

Eventually, humankind became so influenced by the Dentists, and thier minds created the "Ka'viti" as a real plauge on the world. Thus, the Dentists and the Human race developed symbyosis, so that both could survive.

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I don't care, It's still damned painful.